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ThunderStruck · Dec 23, 2007, 05:34 AM // 05:34

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Originally Posted by Cale Roughstar

It still doesn't make any sense.

It kinda does, with Newspeak and all that, but it is pushing it, which is why it is in this thread.

6am3 Fana71c · Dec 24, 2007, 12:20 AM // 00:20

Here's a fresh one from RA. This one guy was convincing me how his terra tank build owns PvP. Here's a screenie, so you don't have to imagine whole story

The Sender · Dec 24, 2007, 12:30 AM // 00:30

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Originally Posted by Biostem

I was playing my female ranger at the Thunderhead Keep mission, and I get an invite. I was lfg, so I accepted. I say hello, and leader then asks me for my name. I say I don't give out my RL name online, and he moves along looking for more people. A few more people join, and the leader asks again "hey female ranger, what's your name". I was kinda taken aback; I give the same reply as before, and things proceed normally. Shortly after, I get a pm form the leader asking for my name again. I promptly excuse myself from the team...

Maybe he was asking for your character name because his computer suffers from a strange bug where it can't display character names.

Some people asked me the same question and I just reply with my in-game name. They accept it, then three seconds later respond with "Wait...what?".

Either that or he wanted to find out if you were a dude, you should've said "Arnold", he would've kicked you.

Catrion-Leyt · Dec 24, 2007, 01:38 AM // 01:38

I was just in RA on my elementalist. It went something like this...

Dervish: Please be a good ranger.
*Ranger puts Apply Poison on*
Dervish: omg Apply Poison
Me: What's wrong with Apply Poison?
Dervish: Ever heard of Poison Tip? Apply Poison sucks.
Me: It really doesn't...
*Ranger pipes in*
Dervish: omg noobs to the max lol
*Ranger again*
Me: You're a RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing douche. (to the dervish of course)

As far as I know, Apply Poison is just fine. If I'm wrong, forgive me.

Danax · Dec 24, 2007, 03:03 AM // 03:03

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Originally Posted by TinyTheEle

I'm standing in LA, and this dude PMs me.

"Excuse me young squire, but would you like to quest with me until the sun reaches the dawn?"

WTF? lolz Does the sun even "reach the dawn?"

Rofflecake

That made me laugh so hard. Im going to PM someone saying that.

Nyktos · Dec 24, 2007, 03:07 AM // 03:07

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Originally Posted by Catrion-Leyt

As far as I know, Apply Poison is just fine. If I'm wrong, forgive me.

Yes, Apply Poison is fine, and is in fact one of the best Preparations in the game.

ensoriki · Dec 24, 2007, 03:26 AM // 03:26

having to reapply a skill every 6 seconds?
Sounds lame to me.

Maybe not I don't have eotn >.<

ValaOfTheFens · Dec 24, 2007, 05:31 AM // 05:31

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Originally Posted by Catrion-Leyt

I was just in RA on my elementalist. It went something like this...

Dervish: Please be a good ranger.
*Ranger puts Apply Poison on*
Dervish: omg Apply Poison
Me: What's wrong with Apply Poison?
Dervish: Ever heard of Poison Tip? Apply Poison sucks.
Me: It really doesn't...
*Ranger pipes in*
Dervish: omg noobs to the max lol
*Ranger again*
Me: You're a RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing douche. (to the dervish of course)

As far as I know, Apply Poison is just fine. If I'm wrong, forgive me.

Wow...that Derv was a noob.

Poison Tip Signet is a PvE-only skill so Apply Poison is fine for RA.

Smile Like Umean It · Dec 24, 2007, 06:21 AM // 06:21

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Originally Posted by Biostem

I was playing my female ranger at the Thunderhead Keep mission, and I get an invite. I was lfg, so I accepted. I say hello, and leader then asks me for my name. I say I don't give out my RL name online, and he moves along looking for more people. A few more people join, and the leader asks again "hey female ranger, what's your name". I was kinda taken aback; I give the same reply as before, and things proceed normally. Shortly after, I get a pm form the leader asking for my name again. I promptly excuse myself from the team...

Strangely enough I've had that same thing happen to me in THK too. It was sometime within the first year of the game and I don't remember which character I was playing, but it was half guild group and we were picking up others. I was the leader and when I accepted them they asked.

Poqow · Dec 24, 2007, 06:27 AM // 06:27

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Originally Posted by ValaOfTheFens

Wow...that Derv was a noob.

Poison Tip Signet is a PvE-only skill so Apply Poison is fine for RA.

Poison Tip isn't PvE-only >_>

Ouchie · Jan 10, 2008, 04:41 PM // 16:41

Funniest thing I have ever said was one day when I had a group of all Girl Characters going out together to do quests so every time we went into a town I'd advertize for our guild

[Leet] Recruiting good looking characters only screenshot required

it was just for fun but I did get a lot of replies

Feurin Longcastle · Jan 10, 2008, 05:21 PM // 17:21

Sometimes honesty is...not so good.

That's what it's there for.

Not exactly a Vegas act.

The difficulties of being a vendor...

MrSlayer · Jan 10, 2008, 05:25 PM // 17:25

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Originally Posted by TinyTheEle

I'm standing in LA, and this dude PMs me.

"Excuse me young squire, but would you like to quest with me until the sun reaches the dawn?"

Wow...I'm sure I know who that is. He made the same offer to me several times o_o

Cherng Butter · Jan 10, 2008, 07:35 PM // 19:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by Feurin Longcastle

Sometimes honesty is...not so good.

That's what it's there for.

Not exactly a Vegas act.

The difficulties of being a vendor...

Hahahah these are good!

Harrier's haste · Jan 11, 2008, 02:07 AM // 02:07

"I like your Buns babe" Arulins Sun or something(

)

bam23 · Jan 11, 2008, 02:23 AM // 02:23

Icey · Jan 11, 2008, 08:47 PM // 20:47

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Originally Posted by visitor

On a side note its a shame that 85% of these stupid things are said by warriors.
Makes them look really bad

I happen to have a warrior and I find this comment offensive.

Rexion · Jan 11, 2008, 09:38 PM // 21:38

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Originally Posted by Icey

I happen to have a warrior and I find this comment offensive.

oh please, if you are offended by what class you are playing... just go join WoW and listen to all the little people laugh at "Night Elf Hunters". you sound like the ones that Q.Q because they don't get into groups because they are, said, "Night Elf Hunters"

class doesn't matter... age doesn't matter... it is how you respond to certain comments that matters.

Oukanna · Jan 11, 2008, 10:10 PM // 22:10

Reading this thread, reminds me of some funny things that have happened to me xD

One odd one was when i was in northern Wall, i was helping a guildie out. I was standing there waiting for him to sell up when some random guy runs in and starts circling me, he proceeds to say...

Guy: omg your so pretty
Me: erm thanks ^_^
Guy: will you be my gf?
Me: I already have a bf sorry.
Guy: thats ok, i will kill him, then we can be together.
Me: Id rather you didnt.
Guy: will you marry me??
Me: no thanks
guy: we can do the ceromony here
Me: lol
Guy: Do you take thee to be your loyal wedded wife?
Guy: I do
Guy: Oukanna, do you take thee to be your wedded husband?
Me: no
guy: *gags oukanna* Oukanna: yes
Me: hey, thats just weird now
Guy: you may kiss the bride
(guy walks up to me and does kneel emote or something)
Guy: ok lets get onto the good stuff, like sex
Me: youl have to find someone else for that.
Guy: no i can just rape you
(Guy kneels down in front of me)
Guy: there you go, im satisfied i want a divorce now goodbye
(guy runs out portal)

I really wonder what was going through his head.....lol

Smile Like Umean It · Jan 12, 2008, 12:18 AM // 00:18

Happened like a hour and a half ago.

I was about to go farm elementals for charcoal when some level 6 monk invited himself. Figured if it was something easy and quick I'd help him out.

*Weirdo waves*
Me: what do you need?
Weirdo: ass
Weirdo: your ass
Weirdo: in my mouth
Weirdo: tessisticals (his spelling)
Me: *zone*

I'm not sure he even knew what he wanted to say cause it took him a minute to respond the first time.